I was just curious, what voltage am I?

Anonymous
Why can't you be a cool toaster?

Anonymous
I Can Be A Cool Toaster! But I Don’t Exactly Know How..
"Because, a sentient toaster with such an affect on humans is quite interesting. Wouldn't you think, sir...? Ma'am...? Do toasters even have a gender affiliation?"
I Don’t Have A Gender Sadly, Sometimes I Think Of The Things Humans Have And How They Are So Lucky To Have Them…*sigh*
Why Can’t I Be As Cool As You?
Yeah, Why Did You Want To Know Anyways?
Duuuude. Do I really make toast? That's so cool! Wait, I meant me. No, me. Me? Me. NO ME. FUUUUUU.
Sometimes My Effect On Humans Can Be Annoying